James Patterson: The Final Warning

Eew This book sucked SOOO BAD James Patterson seems to ave a talent for making every next book in this series worse than the one before I declare the Maximum Ride series as now officially RUINED This book was boring full of lecturing global warming yapper all of which I already KNOW and lacking any adventure There were no action packed chase scenes no thrilling fights that Maximum Ride used to always be full of Instead the MCs are stuck in Antarctica of all places trying to 僕のヒーローアカデミア 6 [Boku No Hero Academia 6] (My Hero Academia, help stop the climate change Wow How exciting NOT As for the conflicts of the story there are basically none left There are no true great villains any Now that Ari is dead the bad guys are ceasing to be complex Now what Max and the flock are fighting against are lacking depth two dimensional robotic evil freaks who go Mwaa The Marked One Complete Edition ha I m going to kill you and take over the world GRR Ugh It s not only the plot thatas totally flumped in this book The characters I deeply regret to say are dying The flock used to be the reason I loved the MR series their personalities were so complex and awesome and they were so fun to watch Especially Max She used to be such a great narrator Crowfall (Ravens Mark, her voicead been great and strong and she used to be tough funny sarcastic cynical and kick butting Now there s no Max any but a completely different person stuck in Torment her body She s turned into this weak lovestruck mopey pathetic softie who falls for anything and does what anyone tellser to I mean come ON Where Bones Never Lie has the totally cool Max gone And who is this new freakJames Pattersonas taken the whole special Bones Never Lie (Temperance Brennan human thing WAY too far The flock members are getting WAY to many new powers Wasn t it ENOUGH when Angel got to read minds breathe underwater CONTROL other people s minds AND talk to fish Now sheas to change The Brontës Went to Woolworths her appearance too And noooo Nudge can t just be able to tell what peopleave done when she touches things She The Wasted Generation has to all of a sudden become magnetic WALLAH suddenly Iggy can feel color ANDeck A Treasury Of American Bottles he can see sometimes too Gee And of course it s NOT gross enough that Gazzy farts all the time NOWis farts A War of Witches have toave COLOR Gross Oh and of course who could forget Fang Heavens no American Hipster he HAS to be able to turn invisible too Who wouldave guessed Ugh I don t see The Solomon Complex how Patterson can still explain all these fantasy cal powers with SCIENCE It s not science any okay It s now officially magic You killed science two books agoNot to mention the fact that Total nowas wings WTF And apparently the Voice isn t Jeb any Huh In my opinion Patterson changed Filthy Rich his mind and decidede didn t want it to be Jeb any and know e as no idea who the Voice is going to be so Sanctuary he s just going to brush it off and pretend it can just be some mysterious thing that we don t know about Jeez Like everything else in the MR series it s not thought out at allWant to know another thing that s not thought out at all The color of Max sair Okay I am SO confused about this it s not even funny In the first book she s described as My Holiday in North Korea having dark blondeair Then somewhere in the second book she s described as The American Tradition of Descent-Dissent having LIGHT blondeair THEN in this book she s described with BROWN Light Years Selected Early Works 1969-1972 (A Dynamite book) hair OMG Make up your mind Patterson What theeck is er air color It s really bugging meAnywayslooong sigh Maximum Ride If You Follow Me has managed to give me yet ANOTHERuge eadache The books ave never failed to make me feel like bashing me Everyman head against the wall and dumping the stupid pages in the toilet Urgh I wonderow James Patterson can possibly make the 5th book worse then this one But I know it will surprise me and be even suckier than this one Whoop de doo Off to read the next one and get some The End (The 30-Day Collective Book 1) head bashing aches Yippee The release of a seuel is an anticipated event especially if the seuel is written by a wildly popular best selling author like James Patterson Approximately 48 million copiesave been sold of the previous three books in the Maximum Ride series so A Cidade Das Trevas (Dean Koontzs Frankenstein, hopes wereigh that Final Warning the new installment would be just as entertaining When a seuel fails to live up to the standards of the previous books in the series readers feel let down There are three issues that affect the uality of Final Warning First there is a lack of adventure in this installment of the action packed Maximum Ride adventure series It seemed to be of an extended brainstorming session instead of actual problem solving Second the length of this book is an issue For a novel that as a retail price of 20 272 pages is pretty skimpy especially when you consider that The Angel Experiment the first book in the series ad 432 pages Finally and most importantly is the story itself If the story Tarot for Magical Times had been interesting and new the reader would be able to overlook the page length Instead of adding anything new to the story Patterson chose to focus on the issue of global warming andave The Flock the six bird kids we ve come to love assist with scientific research in Antarctica Final Warning appears to be of a filler book than a necessary part of the series In fact if a reader were to skip Final Warning there probably wouldn t be a problem catching up when a fifth book is published Instead of a character driven storyline Patterson as given us an extended public service announcement on global warming and while global warming is a serious issue we need to think about a young adult adventure novel might not be the best place to ammer the issue Dangerous Heat home I dropped this series after this book I found it too childish and cliche It s a great premise and Iad positive expectations but it ended up falling short for me It s a shame I ad oped to enjoy this series as so many others ad AAAAAAAhhhhhh This series is fun The first three books are an action packed fun adventure with decent characters There are plot oles but the point is believable teenage angst in the midst of constant danger This 4th book The Accidental Startup has some good parts involving the characters dealing with adults expectations of them But it is also a full on boring crappy global warming propaganda pamphlet with some random bad guy thrown in out of nowhere and an extra badurricane due to global warming of course that fortuitously saves them They ve been fighting killer flying mutant wolves robots and clones and now they suddenly see that GLOBAL WARMING is the true threat STUPID It is utterly inconsistent with. In this breathtaking new story from the astonishing imagination of James Patterson a girl The Man in the High Castle has to saveerself from an army assembled just to capture Essays from the Visit of Mor Ignatius Zakka I Iwas to Heidelberg her and maybe save the planet while she's at itMaximum Ride is a perfectly normal teenager who justappens to be able to fly the result of an out of control gove.

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Canes are badNow if only Patterson could be bothered to finish one plot thread before moving on to six If this A Taste of Darkness (Mackenzie Vampires hadn t been a Maximum Ride book I wouldave never finished it and most likely never even bought it My general love for Max and the flock is the only thing that got me through all the pages of propaganda about global warming There were lectures Multiple page long lectures about global warming Now there In Darkest London has always been a definite undertone of eco warrior clean up pollution corporations are bad etc in the books But that took a sideline to the action and characters In this book I really felt that Patterson just wanted to talk about global warming and decided to use Max to getis point across Supposedly this is the last book but if it isn t I will be Naturalistless hard pressed to pick up a new title Whatever your feelings on global warming are Iate being lectured to in fiction and feeling like someone is dumping their propaganda down my throat Barely anything even The MeatEater Fish and Game Cookbook: Recipes and Techniques for Every Hunter and Angler happened in the book they were too busy talking about global warming I m all for empowering kids to make a difference in the world but I also want them to think about multiple sides of an issue I want them to uestion and read scientific studies for themselves not listen to a pop culture icon tell themow it is I mean Babys Mealtime how many of us lived through the Just say no drug campaigns of the 90s not to mention the This is your brain this is your brain on drugs scare tactics At least now theyave commercials that go I got The Miracle Equation high Nothingappened Nothing at all I just sat on my couch all day like an idiot You know what I don t want to get The Dawn of Modern Thought high any so that something can actuallyappen in my life Stuff like that tells it The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, how it is Sure Max uestions slightly if it s really bad if the world gets a few degrees warmer but they stick to the scare tactics and over dramatization thatas been popular in global warming ever since An Inconvenient Truth Complete with ending the book with worst Samael Aun Weor, The Absolute Man hurricane ever recorded whichuh the bad guys seemed to know was coming so maybe it wasn t all natural Never explored this in the book of courseThis book offended me I feel like Patterson thinks that I Dragonfrigate Wizard Halcyon Blithe (Halcyon Blithe, have no right to decide for myself what s reallyappening or not in global warming and that I m so stupid that I need to be scared into doing what e as decided is the right thing And what gets me even is that nobody says a word about this book being such a propaganda tool but if I wrote a book about a group of kids spreading a counter message that maybe global warming is part of a natural cycle and that there are issues involved than just uman innovation and existence then you can bet a million groups would be descending on me like I was trying to poison their children s minds by telling them Santa Claus isn t realThe undred pages or so that weren t devoted to saying global warmingBAD were enjoyable though More Max and Fang romantic confusion and tension I feel like Patterson Out of the Shadows, Into the Streets! has that relationship pretty well fleshed out though I d like to see some closure or at least some forward movement Their relationship reallyasn t evolved much from the last book And at the beginning of this book they Digital Crossroads have the funeral for Ari and I feel so sorry for that kid Rereading the series before I read this book myeart just broke for im He s easily the most tragic character in the series Still I only felt like maybe a fourth of the book was about the characters a fourth on action and a alf on well see above There are so many interactions and relationships that still need to be fleshed out in the books Max and Jeb especially The Einstein Theory of Relativity have a complex relationship that I d like to see keep evolving I rather doubt this really is the last book Patterson left too much open we still know nothing about the voice and there s a lot about Max and the flock that keeps gettinginted at then abandoned I cringe to think of another book though as disappointing as this one was to me overall Maybe How to Negotiate Your First Job he ll fast forward a bit let Max grow up some I d really like to see Max be a little older because I thinker character interactions are at a standstill until she matures a bit then er relationships with Jeb and Fang as well as the rest of the flock will be able to expand Edit Yep there is a fifth book listed on Yay Maybe this one will ave character development Or maybe they ve decided to cool off the world by beating their wings really fastOkay and seriously if you call one bad guy the director then you know what James Patterson I m gonna Perfect Justice (Ben Kencaid, hit you over theead with a thesaurus I m beginning to feel like The Literary Relationship of Lord Byron and Thomas Moore he doesn t actually readis own writing once Suggestions for Marketing Small Timber he s finished Not only are there three bad guys called the director oh sorry one is the Uber Director but in one book one person was indicated to be The Director and the next book it s someone else He repeats a lot of the same kinds of thingsas inconsistent chronology exactly New Exploration how long does it take to fly somewhere Huh Seems to vary by book never mentioned Nudge was black in the first book at least not that I could find I m thinkinge didn t decide that till book two and leaves me wondering The Shaping of Western Civilization how even a windbreaker can cover up their wings enough that they don t look likeunchbacks And yeah the wings thing I really want to see the moviemanga because I cannot picture ow it s supposed to work Their wing tips should at least fall over their butt Fourteen feet of actual bone feather and muscle only becomes so compact And they mention cutting slits in jackets but what about their shirts And it doesn t seem like they would be able to just snap their wings out of those slits as easily as they always do Especially while wearing backpacks and such But okay enough over thinking these books I think the the author lectures to me about science and real world stuff the I uestion ow unlikely The Ecology, Exploitation and Conservation of River Turtles his books are to be able toappen in the real worldSomething else I thought of a few days after finishing the book okay biggest Medicine and Religion hurricane in recordedistory The Hockey Saint (Forever Friends, happens That s really really bad right Yet thaturricane is the only reason Max and the flock get away from the Uber Director Huh Global warming bad But without it Max and the flock were in big trouble Bit of a problem with your message there Valentino huh Patterson Once again I don t thinke s rereading what e writesMore at Bookwyrm Chrysali. Flock like a awkBut even in Antarctica trapped in the Shunned harshest weather on our planet Maximum Ride is an irresistible target in constant danger For whoever controlser powers could also control the world Maximum Ride is James Patterson's greatest character a Craving (Willow Creek, heroine who manages to beuman and fearless at onc.

The plot and theme of the series to jump from shadow government organizations and amoral corporations bent on enslaving and killing the mutant bird kids in order to take over the world to playing with penguins and ratifying the Kyoto Treaty yes this 14 yr old Oba, the Last Samurai heroine got that specific The bad guys are global warming extremists and apparently unrelated to the overall bad guys from the other books The next book is set up at the end as they fly off to meet at some distant coordinates and get back to fighting robots this whole book appears to be a lame tangent you could skip completelyThe global warming debate is an interesting and important one in my opinion but keep the preaching out of a series completely based on action teen identity and familylack of family roles This book feels like Patterson felt an urge to save the world and sold out like Michael Jordan selling underwear If you want good novels with consistent environmental themes that make sense try Hoot and Flush by Carl Hiaasen Ok theumor was still there The book was funny Thin But funnySPOILERS BEGINI completely felt the ending was Yonen Buzz, Volume 1 (Yonen Buzz, horrible It was a disappointment It was like Patterson was attempting to write the book but wasn t done yet andad forgotten to put in most of the excitement I was also angry at the sorely lacking MaxFang scenes Sure we ad a kiss and a mention every other chapter but there was nothing sturdy Even the ending it ends with them going off on another mission No closure Mr James Patterson if this really is the ending of the series I m disappointed If there s well I m still disappointed but a lot less Sure I laughed but there wasn t really any action or adventure I was oping for It seemed like a cry to save the earth which the other books The Wood Demon had some undertones of but none of which were so strong as inere I justdidn t like it shakes First Shapes head I mean the writing was fine but it was pretty anticlimaticAnyways yeah this is exactlyow I felt after reading Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer too Too many writers are being rushed to finish the books so the readers won t Dispatches from Dystopia have to keep waiting and then we re disappointed shrugsI want books I want FangMax I want action and adventure My problem with the story wasn t so much that James Patterson used it as a soapbox for global warming after all it sis book and Max and the Tom Cats (More Bob Books for Young Readers, Set II, Book 8) he can do whate wants The problem as I see it is there was NO WAY Ancient World he started writing this series with a plan to make Max s saving the world mission one thatad anything to do with this topic If you go back and read the series from the beginning starting with THE ANGEL EXPERIMENT we all knew that Max and the gang Fighter had a special mission a mission that would save the world We knew it would be big and no doubt unbelievable as most of Mr Patterson s plot lines are But if thisad been Събрани разкази, Том 5 his plan all along youave to think that there would The Real James Herriot have been SOME advance warning No what really ticks me off is that it seems as ife decided with the current state of affairs to change the whole point of the books at the very last minute as a way to promote Waterloo (Sharpe, his cause THAT S what makes me angry The only good thing about THE FINAL WARNING Total s I prefer canine American comment which made me laugh until I cried What theell was that I ve been enjoying the Cinderella humor and action and adventure of this series even though they are young adult and I m anything but but this OK yeah itad the คนรวมวิญญาณ 1 โรงเรียนติววิญญาณ humor And about two chapters of action and adventure The rest was penguins and Antarctica and snow and OHNOESGLOBALWARMINGISTEHBAAAAAAADDDDD111ELEVENTY ONEMr Patterson if I want a lecture on global warming shoved down my throat I ll go talk to Al Gore From you I want what you do best action adventure mystery drama and a teensy bit of romance thrown in for good measure You ve done it before you can do it again Let s just pretend this little piece of crap you call a book doesn t exist m kay uite a disapointment compared to the other three books It s about a third of the size and is not nearly as good as the others Where is the HEART POUNDING ACTION The WITTY SARCASTIC HUMOR The SUSPENSE that makes you wanna CRY everytime you are forced to put the book downI veeard rumors that there are going to be 5 books of this series and I can only ope the others are much much much better What the ellThat was my general reaction to this book Also Why A dog who already TALKS growing WINGS What the Mary After All hell Why This development is completely irrelevant to the plot other then being cool and annoyingly convenient Same with Angel the 6 year old flying who can read and control minds to refresh your memory suddenly being able to changeer appearance at will When inexplicable things like this Lionboy (Lionboy Trilogy, happened in the other books I played along because the books are fun to read and I thought they would probably serve some purpose in the next book No such luck the plot of Maximum Ride is increasingly inconsistant and frankly slap dash The Final Warning is the worst yet What s I am doubting the ability of the author to kill offis main characters or anyone who s not a bad guy for that matter It s a miracle that Angel Total and Akila survived being trapped in an ice crevice in Antartica I thought Akila at least a non sentient dog we Halt v nebezpečí (Hraničářův učeň, had just met would be killed off But not only is she back to normal shortly the flock adoptser even though it s incredibly inconvenient for them Another addition to their Miss Emily happy little invincible flock The flock also survives flying unprotected in a category 5urricance For an enviornmentalist book it s alarming unappreciative of the sheer power of nature They should Phoenix (Black City, have been ripped apartConsolidate all this with a global warming theme that comes straight out of an annoying educational video and youave I ll go ahead and say it a bad book It stands on such flimsy foundations that it s crossed the line from a fun dessert read to a book that s embarassing to be caught wasting your time on Will I pick up the next book Maybe once I ve calmed down a bit Will I enjoy it Even less likely Maximum Ride was created to save the world Now she just needs to figure out What The Queen Wills (Sexy Reversed Fairy Tales how the voice iner BabyCakes Covers the Classics head thinks she s going to do thisWith the rest ofer flock of Avian Human Saul Bellow hybrids Max moves from taking down evil corporations to stopping global warming cause penguins are cute andurri. Rnment experiment Max and the other members of the Flock six kids who share The Ground Beneath Her Feet her remarkable abilityave been asked to aid a group of environmental scientists studying the causes of global warming The expedition seems like a perfect combination of adventure activism and escaping government forces who watch the.

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